"ROOT"y Rooster Rat Routine
for REAL Natural Health
Bioengineered by Paeti Gustav Xaviers
NEW EMPLOYEE! COCK Roach
COCK Roach was hired as the carpet crumber cleaner upper. Unfortunately, he EXPIRED after two days of alchohol spray dusting. R.I.P. COCK Roach. He did a sh*tty job, anyway. Which brings me to my next BIG accouncement:
GOD is GOING GREEN!
As per the PRGRAMMER'S (GOD'S) permissions, GO WITH THE FLOW (Chart: Gray's Anatomy). When your POOP turns this pretty color (deep, sparkly green), it's EDIBLE...but re-cycle only in case of EMERGENCY...some GARBAGE is pretty to look at and has no smell, too. But that doesn't mean to make it a part of your REGULAR diet.
Ok, Mully...second chance...no salary, no draw on commission...no AMERICAN EXPRESS CARD! You are an INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR!