COCK Roach was hired as the carpet crumber cleaner upper. Unfortunately, he EXPIRED after two days of alchohol spray dusting. R.I.P. COCK Roach. He did a sh*tty job, anyway. Which brings me to my next BIG accouncement:
GOD is GOING GREEN!
As per the PRGRAMMER'S (GOD'S) permissions, GO WITH THE FLOW (Chart: Gray's Anatomy). When your POOP turns this pretty color (deep, sparkly green), it's EDIBLE...but re-cycle only in case of EMERGENCY...some GARBAGE is pretty to look at and has no smell, too. But that doesn't mean to make it a part of your REGULAR diet.
My new book: "FAT, FAT II," has just been released on Amazon (Author: Paeti Gustav Xaviers)! It's a little bit "text" book [Basic Necessary Anatomy], a little bit like "blog," but seriously information you should want to know...and keep on hand...as you approach prolonged existence - even in this death oriented society! Interested?
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Life is nothing if you are not truly passionate about your health, well-being and welfare. You must be PASSIONATE about yourself: Your Body, Your Mind, Your Spirit and even Your Soul. These things are the COMPOSITION of your health, well-being and welfare.
So, GET PASSIONATE! Sex isn't the only thing that should TURN YOU ON!
Here's a PRE-EXPERIENCE...a simple recipe that could make you PASS OUT with PASSION...and it's REALLY GOOD for you, too...
Note: You may pass out - Do not drive or operate machinery of any kind. Do not handle sharp or explosive objects. Recommend you remain seated while consuming, then retire or lay down if necessary!
What happens: At night, while your body makes every effort to heal from “whatever,” your muscles squeeze and zqueeze for nourishment (rigor mortis is the same physical process, except you are already dead!). If there is no nourishment there, your body “grows” closer and closer to death. But seriously. Death is the scariest condition of the human body, mind, spirit and soul. You are not DEAD eternally. You may be ETERNALLY PETRIFIED. It is better to be PASSIONATE about LIFE & LIVING.
- Paeti Gustav Xaviers
I boil my liquids in a CLEAN and SANITIZED (run water through to boil as many times as necessary until [empty] filter is still clean with no slime or grit)
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Muscle Milk goes without saying, but saves you from CRAMPING, too! Keeps your skeletal moving cool
(rigor mortis free!)!
rig·or mor·tis ˌriɡər ˈmôrdəs/ noun
stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.
Olba's Tea is ABSOLUTELY DELISH! GREAT for you even by itself...also a HOME REMEDY for that COMMON COLD or anything else that aggitatingly seems to ail you!
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