God was partying, shooting stars, but He calmly responded: "You always HAD time, DUH! Time exists in the 4th dimension, just through the Sound Barrier you will run right into the wall, DUH! Aging? Eh? Busy trying to impress Mercury as you age, EH? Well, DUH...Silence, please..."
"But GOD, what do we do-do?!
We done did!"
God said, "You should have listened to Adam in the first place, and not started wars over sexual fantasies and thinking with your glands. Forget ye the SEVEN DEADLY SINS? Repeat: DEADLY. I will grant ye another chance...a TIME WARP...you will die but be INCARNATED, remembering your GOOD and I will forget your SINFULNESS if you MIND ME in the future past. But BE WARY...the REINCARNATES will tempt ye, too. Mind ye Evil and mind ye priorities: PROPER PRIORITIES, and RESPECT in mine house...I grant ye a second chance. I will return."
"Be All Thy Sins Remembered," God said and left as swiftly as a hurricane through the Black Hole.